Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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