did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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