Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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