I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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