Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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