we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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