When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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