If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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