Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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