I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
don't judge my taste in strippers
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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