i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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You took a bar mat shot.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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