let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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