part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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