hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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