its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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