I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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