I think scott just propositioned me for sex
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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