I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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