I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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