can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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