what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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