Nicole vs. Life
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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