You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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