Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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