it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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