whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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