Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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