we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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