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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE