I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt