I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I could fuck to npr.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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