what if I'm pregnant?
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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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