Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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