I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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