Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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