Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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