But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
did i just pee glitter
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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