Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize