If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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