I can't watch pbs sober anymore
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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