Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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