How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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