I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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