careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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