doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I party with great urgency now.
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