Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
