Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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