ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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