How'd it feel making her break her religion?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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