what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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