two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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