whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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