try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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