i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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