You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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